10:44 A BS story - www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_some_bullshit - NSFW... potty-mouths.

10:59 2nd batch of t-storms moving through. It is March 11th. I shall now use this event to conclusively prove that global warming is a fact.

12:55 @leolaporte Any obese film directors being harassed?

19:18 8 mile run: bit.ly/bfadZ7 - Much better run today compared to yesterday. Well, except for the blood in my piss.

20:33 Went to a U of Mn dermatologist today. New ointment for eczema... Protopic. The active ingredient is kinda scary - ow.ly/1hA4D

CORRECTION. The 70s were the "me" decade. The 80s were the Al Franken decade.

Well, the "me" decade is almost over, and good riddance, and far as I'm concerned. The '70s were simply 10 years of people thinking of nothing but themselves.
No wonder we were unable to get together and solve any of the many serious problems facing our nation. Oh sure, some people did do some positive things in the '70s, like jogging, but always for the wrong reasons, for their own selfish, personal benefit.
Well, I believe the '80s are gonna have to be different. I think that people are going to stop thinking about themselves, and start thinking about me, Al Franken.
That's right. I believe we're entering what I like to call the Al Franken Decade. Oh, for me, Al Franken, the '80s will be pretty much the same as the '70s. I'll still be thinking of me, Al Franken. But for you, you'll be thinking more about how things affect me, Al Franken.
When you see a news report, you'll be thinking, "I wonder what Al Franken thinks about this thing?", "I wonder how this inflation thing is hurting Al Franken?" And you women will be thinking, "What can I wear that will please Al Franken?", or "What can I not wear?"
You know, I know a lot of you out there are thinking, "Why Al Franken?" Well, because I thought of it, and I'm on TV, so I've already gotten the jump on you. So, I say let's leave behind the fragmented, selfish '70s, and go into the '80s with a unity and purpose.
That's what I think. I'm Al Franken.

07:14 That was a lousy night's sleep. Must be coming down with something.

07:49 @abigvictory Speaking for the literal internet, that was Corey Hart, dear.

07:57 @aperson Sometimes people a ask question to start a conversation. Telling them to look it up on google is another way of saying, Fuck Off.

08:02 @sarkastickunt Sometime overdoses are accidents - bit.ly/dei3ti

08:08 @abigvictory The aspberger internet is now angry with you.

12:07 @LisaTickledPink This is the internet, the event is over. He should act now. I've already unfollowed.

12:12 Devo still knows how to come up with a catchy hook - www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Sp_aDzPBY

12:19 @LisaTickledPink I'm troubled by that. Wish the money was going toward Haiti or Chile.

13:00 @panamajack Have fun!

14:32 4.25 mile run: bit.ly/dAQZ1v - Meant to run 8 miles, but became light headed.

14:54 Google maps has added Twin Cities bike trails - ow.ly/1gKfv

16:28 @rainnwilson I think we have a punk'd episode idea!

17:42 @JElvisWeinstein Who will play Bud Grant?

23:10 Off to bed. Took 11 hours to get 8 hours of sleep last night. Hoping to do better.

07:25 @HootSuite LiveJournal? Buzz?

14:54 Never did buy an AspireRevo to replace my MacMini. Maybe I'll snarf this up instead - techreport.com/discussions.x/18547

17:40 Thanks to the diet, purchased jeans a size smaller last night. You're deduction is correct, I am wearing pants right now.

18:34 RT @sween: Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care!
Ha ha! Now you can't pick them up because you have no hands!
Uh-oh. Crows.

20:56 Weekend is here!

22:26 I have something clever to say, unfortunately it can only be said through interpretive dance.

23:15 @michaelianblack You have better tits.

03:59 ugh... unwanted dream.

11:43 5k run: connect.garmin.com/activity/26471795 - First run with the new shoes... New Balance 769s. #fb

17:21 Flight or Invisibility? For me... Flight. I'm already invisible, due to my highly developed ninja skills and my total lack of charisma.

18:01 That it! I am starting an institute for the charisma-challenged. I am just the person to lead the way!

17:09 @heathr When I lived in Duluth, MN, I provided safe haven for illegal aliens from Canada.

17:10 @timwilsie MovieMaker FTW ;-)

22:47 Onion on Google privacy - onion.com/aH9vM1 - and a video - onion.com/LtBLG #fb

23:03 Looks like we have an example of DRM hurting honest consumers and rewarding pirates - bit.ly/cgp9vr

09:45 Were you around for the August 19th tornado in Minneapolis? NWS needs your help. www.surveymonkey.com/s/minneapolistornado #fb

13:36 Sad day, Walter Day retiring from Twin Galaxies - ow.ly/1f3Ee

14:48 Signed up for a 10 mile run on March 13. Reason? FREE BEER !

15:33 @AlfredENeuman Yes, too limiting. Simply call it, "A Guide".

19:11 Posting from zoyx.status.net. My own personal twitter.

19:32 @weathertom Status.net is open source micro-blog software. You can run your own twitter. e.g. army.twit.tv/.

20:26 137 years of Poplular Science, online, for free - ow.ly/1f8Kc

21:52 WWEEEEEEEENN ! ! ! ! - bit.ly/c2cVEC #fb

23:19 @lonelysandwich What are the Beta-max of books?

06:31 Trying HootSuite. Curious to see where this post goes.

00:08 Tonight was a wine night. Nice to catch up with old friends. #fb

First 10k run of the year. Nice to know I can still do this. On to bigger and better runs, I guess. According to fitbit, the run was about 8000 steps.

10:53 I now have a 5 1/4" floppy drive in my possession. I know you're jealous. #fb

14:32 One way of dealing with phone book spam - www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1bP1Tlbxtw #fb

18:15 Garmin Connect - Activity Details for 5k run: bit.ly/d0PWRH - Screenplay in my head while running involved getting hit by a bus.

18:21 5 days in and spinrite is only 27.084% of the way through this 200GB drive. Lots of unrepairs. Terminating.

20:01 Better luck loading ubuntu on my SS51. SS51 is 7.5 years old - bit.ly/cREJ9U - far right in this pic - bit.ly/9yWwzn

22:29 @timwilsie But ... cake?

22:35 @timwilsie Yep, this is good stuff.